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Let Me Google It for You — What Happens When Queen Elizabeth Dies
Is she going to though?
The concept: I will search the world wide web, aka Google, for the most searched topics. I will then translate all the findings into a short, down to the bone, no bullshit article about the topic at hand. I will not only stop at the first page, but I will go as far as the eight (maybe even the twelfth!) page on google to give you all you need. I will then make sure to edit away all the fluff and spice it up a little. Then you can go and impress friends, family, and sweethearts with your newly acquired awesome knowledge. Just remember where you read it, right here at Let Me Google It For You.
The Majesty Queen Elisabeth II
If you don’t know who this is, you should probably crawl back under the rock you came from.
She got queen at age 25 (in 1952), and now, at the age of 94, she is the world's longest-reigning monarch. I am pretty sure no one will ever beat her 68 years and counting. Ever. Chapeau to you Queen Elisabeth. May you reign for many more.