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The Man Between The Screen And The Chair
You can sit back from the edge of your chair. It's finally here: The truth about the annoyed Norwegian dude.
In the beginning
Make sure you are seated comfortably, put away the phone, and close all other browser tabs, this demands your utmost attention. I recommend reading this when the rest of your family is in bed. For several reasons.
And don’t even think about reading this at work. Its rated NSFW. You are hereby warned.
It was a Friday, of course, I love Fridays, in the year 1976. The last day of April. Dixie Dynamite was blasting the movie screens, and the Bellamy Brothers were crooning out of radios all over the world.
In a small rural town, about one hour south of Oslo, the oldest city in Norway, the seat of Vikings, Tønsberg, a 52cm long and 3970gram dude saw the light for the very first time.
The next few days I was….
Yeah, yeah, I know. You and your short attention span. You are probably seconds from surfing Facebook, Instagram, or making Tik Toks right now.
I promise to stick to plenty of pictures and only supershort paragraphs from here on out, I know you. You know I know it's all you can take.